Cricket Jokes 1

Indian Team Questions
What is the height of optimism ?
Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.


Caught in Public
After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team in
2007 Worldcup, the team members were not able to
show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and
rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long. So he disguises himself as a
Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets
him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and
makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same
again - the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another
try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain
- the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,

"How did you recongise me?"

The lady replied - "Ssshhh...Main hoon yaar. Tendulkar"


Dada(Ganguly) chhey
Nagma boli kem chhey kem chhey kem chhey
Dada bole eim chhey eim chhey eim chhey
runs nahin bante hain matches mein
arrey yeh to game chhey game
chhey game chhey game chhey
Jab ball ko maine dekha aur dekh ke maara shot
sneak liya ball ne aur ho gaya main caught
last time tha score less than 10
aur is baar bhi same chhey same chhey
same chhey same chhey
Jab fielding ki thi baari to chhode maine catch
mere kaaran hi India ne haare itne match
khelta hoon itna ghatiya par mujhko
aati nahin shame chhey shame
chhey shame chhey shame chhey


Cricketer goes to hell
A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said,
'What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.'

'Well,' said the cricketer, I can't think of nothing better than a game of cricket.
Can we do that?'

'Certainly,' said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch,
and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.

'Come on then,' he said to the Devil, 'bowl the first ball.'

'Ah, that's the Hell of it,' said the Devil. 'We haven't got any balls.'


Cricket in Heaven
A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high ,
whether there was any cricket in heaven .

The priest replied:"I cant tell you now , but if you come back on Sunday ,
I might have an answer . "

On sundaythe priest told the cricketer : "I've had good news and bad news .
The good news is : Yes , there is cricket in heaven . And now for the bad news : You are
in to bat on Friday !"


Devils vs. Angels Cricket Match
The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.

"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.

"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.