Cycle joke

7/8/2004
Cycle joke

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Once Bhola was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And Bhola replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'




2/8/2004
Sardar vs. Sardar
Sejal Patel
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Do sardar chess khel rahe the.




1/21/2004
Laloo in America
Tanisha Oberoi
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Laloo goes to america for learning english. After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her " E sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai."




11/6/2003
Intelligent Bhola
Archana
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Bhola and Herolal talking during diwali :
Herolal: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
Bhola: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche FONT>



3/4/2003
Bhola at the Bank!

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On being beaten on his ASS by his sir, Bhola Junior looks at the mirror to see how badly he has been beaten and says "SALE NE MAAR MAAR KE DO TUKADE KAR DIYE".

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Bholaji goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: so so ke loge?
Bholaji replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.




8/28/2002
break off!
Rajesh Hira
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Herolal breakes off his engagement on knowing that the girl is 25 years old & virgin.
Herolal explaining 'jo ladki 25 saal kisi ke kam nahi aahi , wo mere kya kam ayegi.




5/1/2001
Laloo again

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Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?
Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"
Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"


Bhola back in action!

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Bhola, Herolal, and Popatlal were shipwrecked on a deserted island.
One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said "I'll give each of you one wish."
Herolal said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone!
Popatlal said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone.
Bhola said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"




3/30/2001
Stranded on an Island

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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.
Herolal was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.
Then Pyarelal tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too.
Bhola thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.




3/20/2001
Crossing the River

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Once Herolal is out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees Bholaji on the opposite bank.
"Yoohoo" He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
Bholaji looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."