Mix Jokes

12/13/2005
Essay on Cricket
Dhruti
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Bholaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"




11/23/2005
Hai mere kismat
Jitander
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An old indian ladie whos just been shopping sklips on some ice and says "Hai mere kismat." Then an english man walks past and says "Hi merry christmas to you to!"




9/29/2005
Patni
Ravindra Nath
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Patni Pati se: "Main padosan ke yaha 5 minute ke liye ja rahi hoon, jara chulhe par rakhi daal ½ ghante baad utar dena"




6/25/2005
Sandal

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!


Mayawati and Laloo

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.




4/30/2005
Indian Cricket
Aneeq
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At the end of the Cricket World Tournament the Indian manager decided to address the players.
'Guys out of 10 teams we finished at the bottom, that's pretty bad.'
'It could have been worse,' Sehwag said.
'How so?' asked the manager.
'There could have been more teams.'




1/18/2005
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S
Amit Handa
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After finishing m.b.b.s Dr. munna bhai started practicing he checked his first patient's eyes, nose, ears, toungue, mouth and finally after checking all these things he said -:
"BOLE TO TORCH IS O.K. MAMMU".