Laloo & Bhoola Jokes

More Bhola Jokes

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Bhola was jumped by two muggers/thieves and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 paise?" asked one of the muggers increduously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned Bhola. "I thought you were after the Rs.400 in my shoe!"

3/1/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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Bhola was jumped by two muggers/thieves and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 paise?" asked one of the muggers increduously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned Bhola. "I thought you were after the Rs.400 in my shoe!"



2/25/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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Herolal is driving with Bhola as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working.

He asks Bhola if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. Bhola steps out and stands in front of the car.
Herolal turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"
To which Bhola responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."



2/25/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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Bhola went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said Bhola, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."


2/20/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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Bhola and Herolal decide to have a reunion. So Herolal decides to visit Bhola, who is living in a big city.
But Herolal gets lost and calls his friend Bhola,
"Hey, I am coming over but I am lost and have no idea where I am."
Bhola replies, "It's okay, just look at the street intersection, there will be two signs, read them to me."
Herolal looks over and then says, "Okay, okay, I see them, one says 'Walk', the other one says 'Do not walk'."
"Oh good, you are right down the street. I'll be over to pick you up."



2/20/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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A policeman pulled Bhola over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Bhola: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.


2/15/2001
More Bhola Jokes

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Herolal and Bhola are building a house. Herolal is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend Bhola comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."
Bhola gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"


Laloo Jokes

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Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Bihar?

There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall, people were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!




1/10/2001
Laloo Jokes

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Laloo was going to somewhere through plane.
Air hostess asks him "Are you a vegetarian??
He replied "nahi hum to parliamentarian hai."
Air hostess again asked "nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???"
Laloo boola "na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun."




1/1/2001
Bhola on the phone

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Bhola spoke frantically on the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" Bhola shouted. "This is her husband!"




12/5/2000
Bhola Jokes

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Bhola and Herolal were hanging upside down on a tree. Sometime later Bhola falls down. On hearing the 'dhoom' sound Herolal asks him, "Arre kya hua?" (What happened?)
Bhola replies, "Arre yaar, pak gaya tha!" (I had become ripe!)



11/6/2000
Train Time table
Waheed S
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A Passenger once asked the railway officer, "Why do u keep the time-table for trains if they don't come on time?"
The railway officer replied, "How can we know that they're late!!!"



11/5/2000
Laloo Jokes

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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to do modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.

GUESS THE CAPTION !!

Laloo, third from left!



11/1/2000
Laloo Jokes

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he had been working on for quite some time, Laloo proudly shows off his puzzle to a friend.

"It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags

"Five months? That's too long", the friend exclaims.

"You are a fool, " Laloo replies " See this Carton, it is written, for 4 - 7 years"


11/1/2000
Laloo Jokes

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At a bar in New York the man to the Laloos left tells the bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single" and the mans companion says, "Jack Daniels, Single".
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, And you sir."
Laloo replies " Laloo Yadav, married"