Desi Jokes 1

3/10/2000
On a fishing spree

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Bhola and Herolal go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.
Then Bhola asks: "I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish."
The other answers: "Yes,I made 'X'on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"U idiot!"replies the first."how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow."





Bhola with his new Maruti

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Bhola bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Patna, to Delhi to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didnt reach in the evening, and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his disraugth mother ran and asked him " Arre Bete, kya hua ?"
Bhola got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Saale, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"





Laloo and the Japanese Delegation

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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"




Bihari Babu

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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked: Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".





Tamilian jokes

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Q : What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
A : Rangamannar Rangarajan.




11/10/1999
Delhi-ite jokes

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Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in?
A : Inside the bus.