Funny Shayaris 3

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga

tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning

Woh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us paar they
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar they, aur voh sadak ke is paar thi.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kahaa khud kushi kar le zalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe shair nahi aata kisi aur se suno.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muze de de !!

Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"
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Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi


Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein Bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage


Tanhaye woh bimari hai
Jiska doctors kay paas ilaaj nahi
Hum is bimari say bach saktay hain
Agar tumko shaadi say inkaar nahi


Tere baap ko shadi main nahi boolayengay
Budha phir say satthhiya gaya
To hum to jeetay jee mar jayengay


Chalo bhaag kay chaltay hain
Mahoorat ka time nikal jayega
Tere baap kay aanay say pehlay
Apna ticket kat jayega


Jhuka kay phool ki daali
Tum phool tor lena
Hum say dil laga kay phir
Apnay baap saalay ko chor dena


Yoon bun thhan ker na niklo
Tum ramzan ko chat per
Koi apna roza tor day ga
Tum hain chaand samajh ker


Baaharon nay kiya sajday
Phoolon nay ser jhookaya hai
Jitna manhoos dikhta hai baap tera
Tujh main utna hi noor daala hai


Moor ker na dekh mujhe
Yoon hanstay hanstay
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar
Keh dengay bhabhi namaste


Dhoti nay kaha pajamay say
Hum tum banay ek dhaagay say
Farq sirf itna hai hum main
Main khulti hoon pichay say
Tum khulti ho aaagay say


Aashiq kabhi marta nahi
Zinda dafnaye jaate hain
Kabar khod kar dekho to woh
Intezaar main paaye jaatay hain
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dekha hai pehli baar
her larki ki aankhon main pyar
ab jaa kay aaya mujhe
nazar 'steroid' ka kamaal

Actual Song: "Dekha hai pehli baar" - Sajan


Mere baap ki - umar ho - itni sanam
Teri maa say shuru, teri maa pay khatam

Actual Song: "Mere pyar ki umar ho itni sanam"


soldier soldier, pressure cooker khol ker
sabzi meri uraa lay gaya

Actual Song: "Soldier, Soldier, meethi baatain bol ker"


kabhi botal lay aayain
kabhi daroo bhi layain
koi dekh lay na hamain yahan
chalo basement main jayain hum
chalo daaroo pilayain, chalo daaroo pilayain
chalo daaroo pilayain sanam

Actual Song: "Kabhi disco main jayain - Bade Mian Chote Mian"


jadoo hai, teri maa ka jadoo
jo mere baap pay chaanay laga
diwani meri yeh to bata kya kiya teri maa nay
mera baap to suthhiya nay laga

Actual Song: "jadoo hai tera hi jadoo" - Ghulam

yeh mera hai phatak
yeh mera hai bangla
di kis nay dastak
dekho kaun aaya
aray yeh to
ramoo doodh wala aaya
saalay nay phir kya aaaaaaaj
paani milaya. daiya. paani milaya

Actual Song: "Yeh kis ki hai aahat" - Devdas


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

Actual Song: "Kuch kuch hota hai"


Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Actual Song: Unknown


Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Actual Song: "Mard taangay wala" - Mard

Do choar, churaa rahay thay
magar, chupkay chupkay
kaisi thi unhain beqarari
dil main thi umangay jagay
sab kuch nazar aa raha tha
kahan pay hain rokray chupay
kya hai koi bhi, nahi ho agar
ghar main thi, khamoshi magar
Do choar, churaa rahay thay
magar, chupkay chupkay

Actual Song: "Do dil mil rahay thay" - Pardes


tum bin piya jaye kaise
kaise piya jaye tum bin
dahi bina kya lassi
lassi kya dahi bin
lay aao, chotoo jaa kay
yeh dil keh raha hai

Actual Song: "Tum bin jiya jaye kaise" - Tum Bin

phansana bhi nahi aata
manana bhi nahi aata
bari kathin yeh mohabbat hai
pataana bhi nahi aata

Actual Song: "Chupana bhi nahi aata" - Baaziger


aatay jaatay, girtay sambhaltay
na jaanay mujhe hai kis saharay ka intezaar
woh ghumta hua sir, thaka hua sa asar
kerta hai jeewan ko kitna khwaar
yehi sach hai, shayad, maine bhaang piya
haan haan, maine, phir bhaang piya

Actual Song: "Yehi sach hai shayad" - Maine Pyar Kiya

what is your cc number
what is your dc number
karna hai kangaal tere baap ko
what is his checking acct. number

Actual Song: "What is your mobile number"

baaziger o baaziger
dil walon ka tu dilbar
mera dil tha akela
tujh pay haath aisa phera
teri jaib kaati saal saal bhar

Actual Song: Baaziger