Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes

teacher asks a student: "what r d latest versions of JAVA"?
student: ....Marjava,Mitjava,Lutjava,..ishq me dil kya..jaan bhi naam tere
Karjava.


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What's the diff between Dava and Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




5/11/2007
Marwadi in a cab

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Taxi driver to a Marwadi passenger: "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?"
Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar.




4/2/2007
Surprise
Linta Khan
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Musharaf sab ne apni Wife ko surprise dene ke liye apni mochen safe kara
kar rat ko bed per ja kar let gaye...

Wife
Ne un ke cahre per hath pherte hoye kaha...
Shaukat Aziz aj tum phir kase agaye...




3/27/2007
Molvi sab
Linta Khan
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Girl: Molvi sab i am in love....
Molvi: Noozbila,Asteghfirula, Laholwala,Toba,Toba..
Girl: No molvi sab... I am in love with u..
Molvi: MashAllah,jazakAllah, SubhanAllah,Wahh,Wahh..




11/12/2006
Mia Biwi jokes

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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead !

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.




9/22/2006
Budha start
Hitender 2
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One young mischieous boy went to his friend house, his friend's grandgrand father is sittig on bed, due to very old age,old man is shivering continously, he called his friend and questioned him.
Tumney yeh buddha start karkay kyo choda hua hai




4/1/2006
Khilona

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.




4/1/2006
Bhola with 100 watt bulb

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Bhola 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Bhola : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.