Mix Jokes 2

3/22/2006
Begum
Ravindra Nath
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.


Bhagwan ki Khushi
Subrata Majumder
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Q: Bhagwan sab se jada khush kab hota hai?
Ans: Jab goonde kisi ladki ko utha ke le jate hai our oh ladki kehti hai "please mujhe bhagwan ke liye chor do".




2/3/2006
Bholas new mobile

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Bhola bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"




2/3/2006
Biwi ki khoj

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Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.




1/15/2006
Stupid Joke

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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.




1/1/2006
Teacher joke

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!




12/14/2005
Bholas divorce
Dhruti
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Bhola and his wife file an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bhola replies: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR